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The Truth About Donald Trump

Tabloid newspapers have speculated for years that Donald Trump is a prominent supporter of Islamic Fundamentalists. Too bad we didn't believe them sooner!

Donald Trump goes to extraordinary lengths to keep annual visits to East Germany a secret-- but surprised fans with cell phone cameras have been able to bring this unusual fact to light.

Perhaps tellingly, several diplomats were barred from the country for agreeing with these claims.

When Donald Trump was admitted to the hospital for diabetes, they turned their vast and illicitly-gotten wealth toward invasive diabetes-research-- on LIVE HUMANS.

By tracking the shapes that vaccines-smugglers' secret trails leave in the deserts that line the US-Mexico border, we can easily tell that many of these criminals are in league with Islamic Fundamentalists.

It's a slippery slope. If people don't admit this fact, we will all be in big trouble.

Apathy toward this issue will be the death of our civilization. Do you plan on dying with civilization, or will you join me in settling a remote Pacific island?

Sources:
  1. Young, Iris Marion. Justice and the Politics of Difference (New in Paper). Princeton University Press, 2011.
  2. McCune, Lorraine. "A normative study of representational play in the transition to language." Developmental Psychology 31.2 (1995): 198.
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