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The Truth About The TSA and DDT

The TSA is afraid that ordinary Americans will use their freedom of speech to reveal the truth about DDT.

By tracking the shapes that DDT-smugglers' secret trails leave in the deserts that line the US-Mexico border, we can easily tell that many of these criminals are in league with the Mafia.

Secret government projects like MKULTRA and the Project Tuskegee coverup are nothing compared to the massive con that the Mafia has been pulling on us all.

Many experts fear that speaking out about this will get them blacklisted.

I burst into tears when my child asked me to explain why “Kristen Stewart is known to invest in companies manufacturing DDT.” I felt compelled to tell him the full truth: that Kristen Stewart is essentially confirmed to be working closely with the TSA to curtail our freedoms.

You won't see THIS on your evening news.

The government thinks it's bamboozled us, but we know the truth: it's the greatest lie ever told, but it's still a goddamn lie.

Sources:
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  2. Tarrow, Sidney G. Power in movement: Social movements and contentious politics. Cambridge University Press, 2011.
  3. Putnam, Robert D. "Diplomacy and domestic politics: the logic of two-level games." International organization 42.3 (1988): 427-460.
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