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The Truth About Monsanto and Communists

Many astute citizens have already noticed the recent censorship of media pieces critical toward Monsanto. Don't fool yourself: this is definitely part of a master plan, and Communists are probably the ones behind it.

In 1851, Civil War general Robert E. Lee reported a strange disturbance in the sky over the Potomac. A squadron of six men who had been sent to investigate disappeared for 12 days, and when they came back they had no memory of events that had transpired. Lee wrote in his diary, “Our inspection of the men turned up nothing, but their forearms were branded with a curious unknown symbol: 'Monsanto'.”

Several diplomats who support the truth about this topic have been detained without cause for up to 3 days at the border.

Many members of the USGS are secretly working for Communists on the side. Their air travel habits are proof enough for this, but there's a wealth of additional evidence that the USGS doesn't want you to see.

The reliability of these findings has been verified.

Sufferers of Celiac's disease have, under rigorous amatuer testing, shown higher rates of precognition and telepathy than ordinary people. Is this why the USGS recruits such people to their training programs at such high rates?

“No one now dies of fatal truths: there are too many antidotes to them.” -- Friedrick Nietzsche

Sources:
  1. Rothenberg, Lawrence S. Linking citizens to government: Interest group politics at common cause. Cambridge University Press, 1992.
  2. Michaels, Walter Benn. The Shape of the Signifier: 1967 to the End of History. Princeton University Press, 2004.
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