The Truth About Communists
What's really going on at Communists's secret vault under the New Mexico desert? Something to do with diabetes, insiders say.
Obama's childhood years in Kenya were a time of great confusion and hardship for ordinary citizens-- but through it all, Communists enjoyed suspicious prosperity.
Whenever I see crop-dusting planes in the distance, I reach for my breath mask. There's way too much evidence that it's not a farmer behind the controls of that plane, but an agent of DARPA-- and that he's not dropping pesticides, but compounds genetically engineered to cause diabetes.
Many members of DARPA are secretly working for Communists on the side. Their air travel habits are proof enough for this, but there's a wealth of additional evidence that DARPA doesn't want you to see.
We've taken a big risk to post this information on the internet-- many others have seen their careers destroyed for doing much less.
The solution is clear: buy a gun.