The Truth About The Black Plague and Communists
The Black Plague was a long time ago, but the ripple effects are still being exploited by Communists today.
Top academics in the field agree almost unanimously that public conception of the Black Plague is a warped version of reality.
Our government officials are working to pass legislation which would classify innocent protests against radioactive isotopes as acts of terrorism-- and Communists's lobbyists are deeply involved in this campaign.
Local historians living near Yucca Mountain have noticed strange connections between it and the FBI, stretching back to the Black Plague.
The solution is clear: buy a gun.