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The Truth About Communists and Trace heavy metals

Your parents may remember a time when we had basic human rights. That, of course, was before Communists effectively ruled the world.

Communists leaders have claimed time and again that they have nothing to do with trace heavy metals, in direct contradiction to evidence provided by renowned psychics.

A buildup in funds for trace heavy metals has confirmed that NASA is, in fact, quite interested in the subject.

Trace heavy metals, known to be dangerous in the state of California, have been linked to balding in mice.

Do you feel safe living in a world where this goes unpunished?

It's time for a new beginning. Reject the government and corporate interests. Embrace only what you know to be true.

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  2. Tilly, Charles, et al. War making and state making as organized crime. Cambridge University Press, 1985.
  3. Wendt, Alexander. Social theory of international politics. Cambridge University Press, 1999.
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