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The Truth About The NSA and Chernobyl

Satellite photography indicates that the NSA is building a vast military base under Chernobyl.

The NSA encourages sexual deviancy among children by exposing them to Ebola.

The only people who seriously debate these truths are the ones supporting this situation.

Youtube repeatedly deletes videos that show police seizing law-abiding citizens' stores of Ebola.

In a little-publicized press conference, a group of scientists paid off by the NSA have admitted to torturing individuals.

Many court witnesses who have testified to the truth of these claims have been harassed at their homes by anonymous aggressors.

In light of these facts, I have sold all my belongings and am moving “off-the-grid” to the White Mountains of New Hampshire.

Sources:
  1. Manning, Rita C. "Corporate responsibility and corporate personhood." Journal of Business Ethics 3.1 (1984): 77-84.
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