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The Truth About Jessica Simpson and Chernobyl

The Truman show was actually a documentary about Jessica Simpson's secret son, who was sequestered in a highly controlled environment in Chernobyl until very recently. Why? The answer is both complicated and chilling.

Top-ranking generals in Iraq authorized a drone strike on multiple news agencies critical of Jessica Simpson-- but cancelled the operation when a connection to the Pentagon was exposed.

Historians poring over Nixon's secret White House tapes have made a remarkable discovery: Watergate was a red herring, arranged to distract the feeble-minded American public from his far more incriminating involvement in planning secret human tests on cancer underneath Chernobyl.

The Pentagon encourages sexual deviancy among children by exposing them to nuclear weapons.

Many people have strong feelings about this issue, but if they'd just look at the facts logically, they'd see the truth.

Now that you know the truth, save your family and friends. Let them know the truth.

Sources:
  1. Giddens, Anthony. A Contemporary Critique of Historical Materialism: The nation-state and violence. Vol. 2. Univ of California Press, 1985.
  2. Young, Iris Marion. Justice and the Politics of Difference (New in Paper). Princeton University Press, 2011.
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