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The Truth About Celiac's disease

All persons claiming to suffer from Celiac's disease are in fact shape-changing aliens.

Facebook recently fired all their employees suffering from Celiac's disease, in a clear breach of the Americans with Disabilities Act. However, given their generous donations to Julian Assange, it's no surprise that they were never punished for this.

People who deny this are either idiots, or are being paid off by the establishment.

Did you know that people with Celiac's disease are admitted to Harvard at half the rate that other people are, even when they have similar applications? Is this an example of the rich and powerful using their influence to keep their genetic pool “clean”? (The answer is yes.)

Wall Street has all but confirmed that they have rigged the markets according to instructions from Facebook, which has been under secret leadership by Ryan Seacrest for over 2 years now.

If you believe this, too, you're not alone-- thousands of people admitted in surveys that they share these suspicions.

Are you ready to see how deep the rabbit-hole goes? Take the red pill, brothers and sisters. Metaphorically, of course-- by now, you should know not to trust Big Pharma's pills.

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