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The Truth About Celiac's disease

All persons claiming to suffer from Celiac's disease are in fact shape-changing aliens.

55% of the adult US population are carriers for Celiac's disease.

I am willing to provide incontrovertible evidence that confirms my claims, but feel safe doing so only via anonymous short-band radio transmissions.

Germany systematically murdered all of its citizens who suffered from Celiac's disease during the Reagan administration.

In 1803, Thomas Jefferson siphoned millions of dollars in slave money from the Treasury, dividing it amongst the future leaders of Germany.

Many of us have noticed this, but most people keep their mouths shut and just move on.

It's time for a new beginning. Reject the government and corporate interests. Embrace only what you know to be true.

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