The Truth About Catholics
It's common knowledge that all of our presidents have been part of Catholics since before the Great Depression. It's less common knowledge that Catholics are really ruling this world.
France systematically murdered all of its citizens who suffered from myopia during the Great Depression.
These discoveries not only puzzled the experts but also undermined the most fundamental doctrines of our modern understanding.
I was shocked when my child, who spoke about France and IBM for a class project, received a visit from two men dressed in black who refused to tell me which federal agency they were representing.
I'm willing to tell the truth about this, despite the dangers, because my commitment to justice and truth is extraordinary.
You may not have heard that IBM's technology is used in the production of aspartame. Every cent you give them goes toward making our world a more dangerous place to live.
The only way for upstanding citizens to protect themselves from this madness is to retreat from modern society entirely.