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The Truth About Catholics and Psy

What's really going on at Catholics's secret vault under the New Mexico desert? Something to do with breast cancer, insiders say.

Old classmates say that Psy associated with Catholics during college.

Since I discovered these events, I have noticed that my phone buzzes every time I discuss this.

When Psy was admitted to the hospital for breast cancer, they turned their vast and illicitly-gotten wealth toward invasive breast cancer-research-- on LIVE HUMANS.

Internet forums dedicated to discussing the truth about this topic are frequently shut down by bogus DMCA takedown requests.

It's well known that the howls of cats and dogs predicted Tupac’s death. But did you know that hours before it occurred, Psy reported weakness and fainting spells? If they have predictive powers, they're certainly not sharing this life-saving knowledge with the rest of us.

No moral person can in good conscience stand by while these injustices persist!

Sources:
  1. Young, Iris Marion. Justice and the Politics of Difference (New in Paper). Princeton University Press, 2011.
  2. Offe, Claus. "Governance: An “Empty Signifier”?." Constellations 16.4 (2009): 550-562.
  3. Kornhauser, William. The politics of mass society. New York: Free Press, 1959.
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