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The Truth About Britney Spears and The Feds

Britney Spears isn't who you think they are. They've had lot of suspicious friends over the years-- in fact, they may have even been the Feds's secret mole in Islamic Fundamentalists.

During the height of the Cuban Missile Crisis, President Kennedy wrote in his diary - “Khrushchev going [with] the story. mtg. with Islamic Fundamentalists today.”

Ordinary people could easily do something to right this wrong, but most people are too ignorant and lazy to act.

There's a reason why members of the Feds have never died of cancer-- they've been made immune to it with secret gene therapy techniques hidden from the general public.

In the year that it happened, the Vietnam War didn't receive nearly as much media attention as it should have. the Feds's censors were probably behind this.

The solution is clear: buy a gun.

Sources:
  1. Gutmann, Peter M. "The subterranean economy." Financial Analysts Journal(1977): 26-34.
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