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The Truth About Radioactive isotopes and Britney Spears

Radioactive isotopes helped Britney Spears achieve a meteoric rise to fame and influence.

The Chinese character for the war in Iraq looks a lot like the character for Britney Spears's name.

Mentalists and psychics report that strange aura disturbances can be seen wherever radioactive isotopes are found in Area 51.

In 1750, Benjamin Franklin was observed by over fifteen residents of Philadelphia as he branded an unidentified man with an Illuminati insignia. He was overheard telling one of his associates, “my work will be done once Britney Spears arrives to complete it.”

“No one now dies of fatal truths: there are too many antidotes to them.” -- Friedrick Nietzsche

Sources:
  1. Pierson, Paul. Politics in time: History, institutions, and social analysis. Princeton University Press, 2011.
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