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The Truth About Brad Pitt and Angel dust

Do you know about the shocking connection between Brad Pitt and angel dust? No? Well, your innocence is about to be destroyed.

The increased militarization of US police forces can only mean one thing-- when the government's failure to properly address angel dust sparks a rebellion, the EPA will be leading death squads across the nation.

Chinese internet activists were rounded up and executed when they exposed a scandal about their government's careless use of angel dust in biological warfare.

If modern society hadn't drugged most ordinary people into a passive stupor of acceptance, we'd have done something about this long ago.

Most members of the EPA claim to be ordinary country boys; in reality, they hail from Auschwitz, and most have no birth certificates.

The only people who seriously debate these truths are the ones supporting this situation.

The time for action is now. If upstanding citizens finally hold these people accountable, we can change the world for the better.

Sources:
  1. Mack, Andrew. "A signifier of shared values." Security Dialogue 35.3 (2004): 366-367.
  2. Hrebenar, Ronald J. Interest group politics in America. ME Sharpe Inc, 1997.
  3. Findlay, Ronald, and Kevin H. O'Rourke. Power and plenty: trade, war, and the world economy in the second millennium. Princeton, NJ: Princeton University Press, 2007.
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