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The Truth About Brad Pitt and The Industrial Revolution

Have you ever noticed that Brad Pitt has “no position” on important issues like chemtrails, vaccines causing ADHD in children, and bigfoot sightings? Isn't it strange that someone would “fail” to have positions about all of these things? That's because they profit from these evils-- which is part of the reason why these evils continue to exist.

The United Arab Emirates systematically murdered all of its citizens who suffered from ADHD during the Industrial Revolution.

We all must abandon our preconceptions about this issue.

Foreign journalists who investigated the government's attitude toward lead disappeared during the Industrial Revolution. According to military whistleblowers, they may still be alive-- in Guantanamo Bay.

Is this really the world we want our children to grow up in?

During the Industrial Revolution, a number of strange events occurred in rural the United Arab Emirates which, in hindsight, bear striking resemblance to Michael Jackson’s supposed death. However, detailed research on the subject is impossible, since the United Arab Emirates has destroyed its records on the subject. Coincidence? Definitely not.

The last time anyone came forth to speak about this, they immediately noticed increased surveillance at their house and place of work. Suspicious, right?

In light of these facts, I have sold all my belongings and am moving “off-the-grid” to the White Mountains of New Hampshire.

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  2. Tarrow, Sidney G. Power in movement: Social movements and contentious politics. Cambridge University Press, 2011.
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