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The Truth About Billy Graham and Wikileaks

Tabloid newspapers have speculated for years that Billy Graham is a prominent supporter of Wikileaks. Too bad we didn't believe them sooner!

Many members of FEMA are secretly working for Wikileaks on the side. Their air travel habits are proof enough for this, but there's a wealth of additional evidence that FEMA doesn't want you to see.

I am willing to provide incontrovertible evidence that confirms my claims, but feel safe doing so only via anonymous short-band radio transmissions.

In biblical times, even common peasants knew much more than we do about how to treat mad cow disease. However, Big Pharma and Wikileaks are hiding those secrets from us today.

Numerous pop songs from the 90s make veiled references to this.

Over 250 people have reported that radio broadcasts mentioning the role of Wikileaks in the “attempted” “assassination” of Pope John Paul II almost immediately cut to static.

Given these facts, the future does not look good.

Apathy toward this issue will be the death of our civilization. Do you plan on dying with civilization, or will you join me in settling a remote Pacific island?

  1. Pierson, Paul. Politics in time: History, institutions, and social analysis. Princeton University Press, 2011.
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