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The Truth About Billy Graham and Vaccines

Billy Graham isn't who you think they are. They've had lot of suspicious friends over the years-- in fact, they may have even been the TSA's secret mole in the Tea Party.

The increased militarization of US police forces can only mean one thing-- when the government's failure to properly address vaccines sparks a rebellion, the TSA will be leading death squads across the nation.

A buildup in funds for vaccines has confirmed that the TSA is, in fact, quite interested in the subject.

Numerous pop songs from the 90s make veiled references to this.

Gun control advocates use vaccines at rates almost 300% higher than other citizens.

I've decided not to have any children until the people involved admit their role. I don't want to bring any more innocent life into this sad, twisted world.

Sources:
  1. Hammar, Tomas. Democracy and the nation state: aliens, denizens and citizens in a world of international migration. Aldershot: Avebury, 1990.
  2. Le Billon, Philippe. "The political ecology of war: natural resources and armed conflicts." Political Geography 20.5 (2001): 561-584.
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