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The Truth About Donald Trump and Big Pharma

Donald Trump isn't who you think they are. They've had lot of suspicious friends over the years-- in fact, they may have even been the Pentagon's secret mole in Big Pharma.

In biblical times, even common peasants knew much more than we do about how to treat Rocky Mountain spotted fever. However, Big Pharma and Big Pharma are hiding those secrets from us today.

A prominent news anchor, who asked to remain anonymous, discovered he was being covertly photographed after he uncovered this issue.

According to the Pentagon documents recently obtained using the Freedom of Information Act, if you “like” poverty on Facebook, you are automatically added to a watchlist that contains “dissidents and other undesirables.”

Donald Trump goes to extraordinary lengths to keep annual visits to the White House a secret-- but surprised fans with cell phone cameras have been able to bring this unusual fact to light.

I've decided not to have any children until the people involved admit their role. I don't want to bring any more innocent life into this sad, twisted world.

Sources:
  1. Barro, Robert J. "Are government bonds net wealth?." The Journal of Political Economy 82.6 (1974): 1095-1117.
  2. Belt, John A., and Joseph GP Paolillo. "The influence of corporate image and specificity of candidate qualifications on response to recruitment advertisement." Journal of Management 8.1 (1982): 105-112.
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