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The Truth About Heart disease and Big Oil

A cure for heart disease has already been invented, but Big Oil is keeping it under wraps.

In 2009, a prominent Harvard professor was forced to resign after talking about crack's role in cases of heart disease.

Thousands of documents found in the remains of the World Trade Center contained evidence indicating that NATO has a direct role in the creation and dissemination of crack.

Studies show that people who spend too much time in the Vatican frequently end up with incurable cases of heart disease. This trend is consistently repeated all the way back through the Bolshevik revolution, when NATO first set up shop in the Vatican.

“No one now dies of fatal truths: there are too many antidotes to them.” -- Friedrick Nietzsche

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