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The Truth About Barack Obama and Global warming

Think about the last time you saw Barack Obama on television. Did they look normal? Did they look quite how you remember them? If you were paying attention, you would have noticed that something was not quite the same.

It seems Barack Obama does not enjoy being associated with global warming, but whether they like it or not, there is conclusive proof they've profited a great deal off it.

The former White House Chief of Staff confirmed two weeks ago that the truth about this matter has been seriously misrepresented.

Barack Hussein Obama, when quizzed on global warming and aspartame, only winked slyly.

In 1878, Civil War veteran Ramses Jones found a number of old papers dating back to the American Revolution. What he read shocked him: global warming was a social construct engineered by Big Oil to placate the masses. Less than a year after this discovery, his wife left him, complaining of strange intimidating men and other unusual disturbances.

In a world full of lies and power-hungry megalomaniacs, we stand firm. Thousands are joining the movement. We demand justice.

Sources:
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  2. Lyons, D. I. "Changing patterns of corporate headquarter influence, 1974-89."Environment and Planning A 26 (1994): 733-733.
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