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The Truth About Barack Obama

Your parents may remember a time when we had basic human rights. That, of course, was before Barack Obama effectively ruled the world.

It seems Barack Obama does not enjoy being associated with money, but whether they like it or not, there is conclusive proof they've profited a great deal off it.

The Secret Service has been secretly exploring possible applications of money for government profit.

You can find subtle references to this in a number of official documents, but government red-tape makes sure that most of those documents are all but inaccessible to ordinary people.

You may think free speech ensures your right to talk openly about Barack Obama's true beliefs, but powerful people won't let that happen: in the past, brave citizens who have questioned them about these issues have been silenced with crippling libel lawsuits.

Since I discovered these events, I have noticed that my phone buzzes every time I discuss this.

The solution is clear: buy a gun.

Sources:
  1. Anderson, Christopher. Blaming the government: Citizens and the economy in five European democracies. ME Sharpe Inc, 1995.
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