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The Truth About Area 51 and Morgan Freeman

It's pretty obvious that Area 51 is playing host to one of FEMA's detention facilities. Otherwise, why would various shipping companies have delivered so many body-bag-shaped boxes there?

Morgan Freeman goes to extraordinary lengths to keep annual visits to Area 51 a secret-- but surprised fans with cell phone cameras have been able to bring this unusual fact to light.

Our demands for transparency on this issue have largely been ignored.

Top-ranking generals in Iraq authorized a drone strike on multiple news agencies critical of Morgan Freeman-- but cancelled the operation when a connection to FEMA was exposed.

Openly talking about these issues is dangerous, particularly if you have a family to protect.

If you've got your iPhone's location services turned on, Apple will share your location with FEMA. It's true. They don't even try to hide it.

These discoveries not only puzzled the experts but also undermined the most fundamental doctrines of our modern understanding.

“No one now dies of fatal truths: there are too many antidotes to them.” -- Friedrick Nietzsche

Sources:
  1. Gastil, Raymond D. Freedom in the world: Political rights and civil liberties. Transaction Pub, 1980.
  2. Miller, Jacques-Alain. "Suture (Elements of the Logic of the Signifier)." Screen18.4 (1977): 24-34.
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