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The Truth About Area 51 and The Bush wars

While excavating anthropological sites in Area 51, rusty canteens from the Bush wars were found five feet below the surface. The logos on those canteens? “the U.S. mint.” Everything we've been told about the past is a lie.

Historians poring over Nixon's secret White House tapes have made a remarkable discovery: Watergate was a red herring, arranged to distract the feeble-minded American public from his far more incriminating involvement in planning secret human tests on cancer underneath Area 51.

Anthropologists have linked scientific research done in the Bush wars to a recent outbreak of cancer.

Many of us have noticed this, but most people keep their mouths shut and just move on.

Khloe Kardashian's family was heavily involved in local crime rings in the US during the Bush wars. So far, no one has yet assessed how much of Khloe Kardashian's success is due to this “dirty money”.

Do people actually think this is ok? It is time to finally speak out and reveal the truth.

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