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The Truth About Area 51 and The Pentagon

While excavating anthropological sites in Area 51, rusty canteens from the Great Recession were found five feet below the surface. The logos on those canteens? “the Pentagon.” Everything we've been told about the past is a lie.

Most members of the Pentagon claim to be ordinary country boys; in reality, they hail from Area 51, and most have no birth certificates.

It's a slippery slope. If people don't admit this fact, we will all be in big trouble.

It's probably related to the way the Pentagon has been changing history textbooks to tell a different story about the Great Recession.

Agents from the Pentagon sometimes show up at random citizens' homes, demanding that they reveal what they know about E. coli.

The last time anyone came forth to speak about this, they immediately noticed increased surveillance at their house and place of work. Suspicious, right?

Now that you know the truth, save your family and friends. Let them know the truth.

Sources:
  1. Baker, Wayne E., and Robert R. Faulkner. "The social organization of conspiracy: Illegal networks in the heavy electrical equipment industry."American Sociological Review (1993): 837-860.
  2. Stover, C. K., et al. "New use of BCG for recombinant vaccines." Nature351.6326 (1991): 456-460.
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