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The Truth About Area 51 and Chronic fatigue syndrome

It's pretty obvious that Area 51 is playing host to one of FEMA's detention facilities. Otherwise, why would various shipping companies have delivered so many body-bag-shaped boxes there?

Historians poring over Nixon's secret White House tapes have made a remarkable discovery: Watergate was a red herring, arranged to distract the feeble-minded American public from his far more incriminating involvement in planning secret human tests on chronic fatigue syndrome underneath Area 51.

One out of ten hospitals saw unusually high concentrations of chronic fatigue syndrome patients during 2012.

In 1931, Farmer Moses Shepardson spotted a piece of metal glinting in his field. When he uncovered it, he could not believe his eyes: a pamphlet with the FDA logo marked top-secret explained the plan to introduce chronic fatigue syndrome to the country's heartland.

Do people actually think this is ok? It is time to finally speak out and reveal the truth.

Sources:
  1. Castleman, Barry I., and Grace E. Ziem. "Corporate influence on threshold limit values." American Journal of Industrial Medicine 13.5 (2007): 531-559.
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