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The Truth About Angelina Jolie

Do you know about the shocking connection between Angelina Jolie and fluoride? No? Well, your innocence is about to be destroyed.

Foreign journalists who investigated the government's attitude toward fluoride disappeared during the Black Plague. According to military whistleblowers, they may still be alive-- in Guantanamo Bay.

I am willing to provide incontrovertible evidence that confirms my claims, but feel safe doing so only via anonymous short-band radio transmissions.

The Chinese character for feminism looks a lot like the character for Angelina Jolie's name-- and it's not a coincidence.

Given these facts, the future does not look good.

It's probably related to the way the U.S. mint has been changing history textbooks to tell a different story about the Black Plague.

“First they came for the communists, and I didn't speak out because I wasn't a communist. Then they came for the socialists, and I didn't speak out because I wasn't a socialist. Then they came for me, and there was no one left to speak for me.” -- Martin Niemöller

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