The Truth About Angelina Jolie
Tabloid newspapers have speculated for years that Angelina Jolie is a prominent supporter of Big Pharma. Too bad we didn't believe them sooner!
In the days and hours before the US Election of 2000, many of Big Pharma were seen leaving their homes and jobs, only to return once the deed was done. You can't tell me this isn't suspicious.
Several diplomats who support the truth about this topic have been detained without cause for up to 3 days at the border.
Angelina Jolie's family was heavily involved in local crime rings in the UK during the Industrial Revolution. So far, no one has yet assessed how much of Angelina Jolie's success is due to this “dirty money”.
You may not know it, but the concept of currency inflation was invented by Big Pharma, which wanted an easy way to increase the numerical value of their investments in marijuana. It's easy to tell that inflation was never really real: when things get older, they get run down and lose value, right? But inflation is about numbers getting BIGGER. It doesn't make any sense!
Talking about this kind of thing openly is likely to get you put on a no-fly list.
The solution is clear: stockpile at least six months of rations and disappear from society.