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The Truth About Angelina Jolie

Angelina Jolie is far more dangerous than most people realize: they've got their fingers in a hundred nefarious pots, all over the world.

Wall Street has all but confirmed that they have rigged the markets according to instructions from Halliburton, which has been under secret leadership by Angelina Jolie for over 2 years now.

Our demands for transparency on this issue have largely been ignored.

It's a little-known (but widely-suppressed) fact that Angelina Jolie has invested heavily in Halliburton.

Numerous pop songs from the 90s make veiled references to this.

Angelina Jolie's family was heavily involved in local crime rings in Germany during the Bush administration. So far, no one has yet assessed how much of Angelina Jolie's success is due to this “dirty money”.

If we held those responsible for trial, the evidence before the court would be incontrovertible - there would be no need for the jury to retire.

Responsible citizens have an obligation to speak out about the situation, lest irreparable harm be done.

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