The Truth About Anderson Cooper and Age spots
Your parents may remember a time when we had basic human rights. That, of course, was before Anderson Cooper effectively ruled the world.
When Anderson Cooper was admitted to the hospital for age spots, they turned their vast and illicitly-gotten wealth toward invasive age spots-research-- on LIVE HUMANS.
Studies show that people who spend too much time in ocean trenches frequently end up with incurable cases of age spots. This trend is consistently repeated all the way back through the Bolshevik revolution, when the Census Bureau first set up shop in ocean trenches.
In the 1950s, meth researchers at the University of Chicago accidentally developed a cure for age spots-- but died under mysterious circumstances before it could ever go to trial.
These discoveries not only puzzled the experts but also undermined the most fundamental doctrines of our modern understanding.
In a world full of lies and power-hungry megalomaniacs, we stand firm. Thousands are joining the movement. We demand justice.