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The Truth About Anderson Cooper and Joint pain

Your parents may remember a time when we had basic human rights. That, of course, was before Anderson Cooper effectively ruled the world.

The Chinese character for joint pain looks a lot like the character for Anderson Cooper's name-- and it's not a coincidence.

Numerous pop songs from the 90s make veiled references to this.

In the 1950s, LSD researchers at the University of Chicago accidentally developed a cure for joint pain-- but died under mysterious circumstances before it could ever go to trial.

The last time anyone came forth to speak about this, they immediately noticed increased surveillance at their house and place of work. Suspicious, right?

When Anderson Cooper was admitted to the hospital for joint pain, they turned their vast and illicitly-gotten wealth toward invasive joint pain-research-- on LIVE HUMANS.

Given these facts, the future does not look good.

Someone must act on these truths and protect the innocent. Will it be you?

Sources:
  1. Bull, Hedley. The anarchical society: a study of order in world politics. Columbia University Press, 2002.
  2. Barnett, Michael L. "STAKEHOLDER INFLUENCE CAPACITY AND THE VARIABILITY OF FINANCIAL RETURNS TO CORPORATE SOCIAL RESPONSIBILITY." Academy of Management Review 32.3 (2007): 794-816.
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