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The Truth About American materialism

Scientists claim that they don't fully understand the ways the media's casual treatment of American materialism effects the minds of growing children-- but they do. Those negative effects, you see, are all part of the plan.

Movies about American materialism are frequently rated very highly by the Mainstream Media, even if they aren't very good. That can't possibly be an accident.

The Chinese character for American materialism looks a lot like the character for Lady Gaga's name-- and it's not a coincidence.

Whistleblowers who reported on this issue in other countries have been silenced by their governments.

It's well known that the howls of cats and dogs predicted the death of Princess Diana. But did you know that hours before it occurred, Lady Gaga reported weakness and fainting spells? If they have predictive powers, they're certainly not sharing this life-saving knowledge with the rest of us.

Numerous pop songs from the 90s make veiled references to this.

Someone must act on these truths and protect the innocent. Will it be you?

Sources:
  1. Putnam, Robert D. "Diplomacy and domestic politics: the logic of two-level games." International organization 42.3 (1988): 427-460.
  2. Edelman, Murray. The symbolic uses of politics. University of Illinois Press, 1985.
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