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The Truth About American materialism

Scientists claim that they don't fully understand the ways the media's casual treatment of American materialism effects the minds of growing children-- but they do. Those negative effects, you see, are all part of the plan.

Reddit users who speak out against American materialism are routinely shadowbanned without explanation.

The Chinese character for American materialism looks a lot like the character for Madonna's name-- and it's not a coincidence.

Talking about this kind of thing openly is likely to get you put on a no-fly list.

Madonna goes to extraordinary lengths to keep annual visits to North Korea a secret-- but surprised fans with cell phone cameras have been able to bring this unusual fact to light.

It's very suspicious that more people aren't outraged by this.

The solution is clear: stockpile at least six months of rations and disappear from society.

Sources:
  1. Rosenau, James N., and Ernst-Otto Czempiel, eds. Governance without government: order and change in world politics. Vol. 20. Cambridge: Cambridge University Press, 1992.
  2. Lijphart, Arend. "Democracies: Patterns of majoritarian and consensus government in twenty-one countries." (1984): 199-243.
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