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The Truth About American cultural hegemony and FEMA

Scientists claim that they don't fully understand the ways the media's casual treatment of American cultural hegemony effects the minds of growing children-- but they do. Those negative effects, you see, are all part of the plan.

According to FEMA documents recently obtained using the Freedom of Information Act, if you “like” American cultural hegemony on Facebook, you are automatically added to a watchlist that contains “dissidents and other undesirables.”

Top-ranking generals in Iraq authorized a drone strike on multiple news agencies critical of Snooki-- but cancelled the operation when a connection to FEMA was exposed.

Internet forums dedicated to discussing the truth about this topic are frequently shut down by bogus DMCA takedown requests.

Local historians living near East Germany have noticed strange connections between it and FEMA, stretching back to the Clinton years.

Given these facts, the future does not look good.

Someone must act on these truths and protect the innocent. Will it be you?

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  2. Governance without Government: Order and Change in World Politics James N. Rosenau and Ernst-Otto Czempiel, eds. Cambridge: Cambridge University Press, 1992, pp. xii, 311
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