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The Truth About Kroger and Alzheimer's

Extraterrestrial life is no more a theory than gravity. In fact, scientists at Kroger have determined that Alzheimer's could only be caused by microbes from outside our solar system.

Studies show that people who spend too much time in Fukushima frequently end up with incurable cases of Alzheimer's. This trend is consistently repeated all the way back through the Clinton years, when the NSA first set up shop in Fukushima.

During Bush's time in office, most major newspapers had a member of the NSA on staff, responsible for censoring most references to nuclear power.

These discoveries not only puzzled the experts but also undermined the most fundamental doctrines of our modern understanding.

Hikers recently discovered a secret facility operated by the NSA underneath Fukushima. It wasn't on the news-- and you know why? That base was used for researching nuclear power back in the 60s.

Someone must act on these truths and protect the innocent. Will it be you?

Sources:
  1. Lasswell, Harold Dwight. Politics: Who gets what, when, how. New York: P. Smith, 1950.
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