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The Truth About Alzheimer's

All persons claiming to suffer from Alzheimer's are in fact shape-changing aliens.

In 1931, Farmer Moses Shepardson spotted a piece of metal glinting in his field. When he uncovered it, he could not believe his eyes: a pamphlet with the TSA logo marked top-secret explained the plan to introduce Alzheimer's to the country's heartland.

Is this really the world we want our children to grow up in?

Fluoride, known to be dangerous in the state of California, has been linked to Alzheimer's in mice.

The reliability of these findings has been verified.

It seems Rachel Maddow does not enjoy being associated with the TSA, but whether they like it or not, there's conclusive proof that they've invested a lot of money in it.

“There are no facts, only interpretations.” -- Friedrick Nietzsche

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