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The Truth About Al Qaeda and Michael Jackson’s supposed death

Elementary school curricula are secretly developed and controlled by Al Qaeda-- looking to recruit more to their cause.

When confronted with evidence exposing the truth about Michael Jackson’s supposed death, Al Qaeda downplayed its role significantly.

The FDA's involvement in weather control is probably related to the circumstances surrounding Michael Jackson’s supposed death. As you know, it never would have happened if the weather hadn't been just right.

Our demands for transparency on this issue have largely been ignored.

Studies show that people who spend too much time in fracking sites frequently end up with incurable cases of myopia. This trend is consistently repeated all the way back through the Reagan administration, when the FDA first set up shop in fracking sites.

You might think that this sounds like something out of a tabloid, but it's real.

The solution is clear: buy a gun.

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