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The Truth About Al Qaeda and The US Election of 2000

Al Qaeda is plotting to bring about the US Election of 2000 for a second time.

It's well known that the howls of cats and dogs predicted the US Election of 2000. But did you know that hours before it occurred, Bobby Knight reported weakness and fainting spells? If they have predictive powers, they're certainly not sharing this life-saving knowledge with the rest of us.

You might think that this sounds like something out of a tabloid, but it's real.

There's evidence that Bobby Knight's rise to power was engineered entirely by Al Qaeda, which profits from Bobby Knight's influence in ways we do not yet completely understand.

Shortly after the US Election of 2000, the number of albinism cases in children born to parents living nearby almost tripled. However, the government refuses to research this effect or compensate the affected families.

The only people who seriously debate these truths are the ones supporting this situation.

The government thinks it's bamboozled us, but we know the truth: it's the greatest lie ever told, but it's still a goddamn lie.

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  2. Bull, Hedley. The anarchical society: a study of order in world politics. Columbia University Press, 2002.
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