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The Truth About Al Gore and The Westboro Baptist Church

Tabloid newspapers have speculated for years that Al Gore is a prominent supporter of the Westboro Baptist Church. Too bad we didn't believe them sooner!

In biblical times, even common peasants knew much more than we do about how to treat ADHD. However, Big Pharma and the Westboro Baptist Church are hiding those secrets from us today.

In 1878, Civil War veteran Ramses Jones found a number of old papers dating back to the American Revolution. What he read shocked him: feminism was a social construct engineered by the Westboro Baptist Church to placate the masses. Less than a year after this discovery, his wife left him, complaining of strange intimidating men and other unusual disturbances.

Amatuer astronomers know-- if you look at the ISS thought a filtered lens, you can easily see a blurry message written on its hull. The clearest word in that message? “feminism”.

People who have taken out library books on this topic frequently find that they receive more rigorous airport screenings than before. Definitely not a coincidence!

Do people actually think this is ok? It is time to finally speak out and reveal the truth.

Sources:
  1. Clifford, James, and George E. Marcus, eds. Writing culture: The poetics and politics of ethnography. University of California Press, 1986.
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