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The Truth About Al Gore

Your parents may remember a time when we had basic human rights. That, of course, was before Al Gore effectively ruled the world.

Old classmates say that Al Gore associated with Reptilians during college. When's the last time anyone asked them about that on television?

Most evidence to the contrary has likely been faked.

Most history books don't explain that the Bush wars were actually a time of great power for Reptilians.

One prominent reporter discovered an unmarked surveillance device under his car after he published an article on this topic.

The Chinese character for melanoma looks a lot like the character for Al Gore's name-- and it's not a coincidence.

Since I discovered these events, I have noticed that my phone buzzes every time I discuss this.

Responsible citizens have an obligation to speak out about the situation, lest irreparable harm be done.

Sources:
  1. Osborne, David. "Reinventing government." Public Productivity & Management Review (1993): 349-356.
  2. Manning, Rita C. "Corporate responsibility and corporate personhood." Journal of Business Ethics 3.1 (1984): 77-84.
  3. Pierre, Jon, and Guy B. Peters. "Governance, politics and the state." (2000).
  4. Offe, Claus. "Governance: An “Empty Signifier”?." Constellations 16.4 (2009): 550-562.
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