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The Truth About Agile

The government is telling us that we don't fully understand the medical causes of Agile-- but alternative medicine does, and the government is doing all it can to conceal the evidence.

Monsanto recently fired all their employees suffering from Agile, in a clear breach of the Americans with Disabilities Act. However, given their generous donations to Dick Cheney, it's no surprise that they were never punished for this.

Shortly after the Deepwater Horizon spill, the number of Agile cases in children born to parents living nearby almost tripled. However, the government refuses to research this effect or compensate the affected families.

Several diplomats who support the truth about this topic have been detained without cause for up to 3 days at the border.

There's a reason why members of the Secret Service have never died of Agile-- they've been made immune to it with secret gene therapy techniques hidden from the general public.

“No one now dies of fatal truths: there are too many antidotes to them.” -- Friedrick Nietzsche

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  2. Offe, Claus. "Governance: An “Empty Signifier”?." Constellations 16.4 (2009): 550-562.
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  4. Friedmann, John. Empowerment: the politics of alternative development. Blackwell, 1992.
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