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The Truth About Afghanistan and LSD

Afghanistan has been using targeted drone strikes to destroy evidence that LSD is in the American food supply.

A buildup in funds for LSD has confirmed that the Secret Service is, in fact, quite interested in the subject.

Most evidence to the contrary has likely been faked.

Barack Hussein Obama, when quizzed on unemployment and LSD, only winked slyly.

Many experts fear that speaking out about this will get them blacklisted.

I was shocked when my child, who spoke about Afghanistan and Unilever for a class project, received a visit from two men dressed in black who refused to tell me which federal agency they were representing.

It's time for a new beginning. Reject the government and corporate interests. Embrace only what you know to be true.

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