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The Truth About Britney Spears and Afghanistan

The Truman show was actually a documentary about Britney Spears's secret son, who was sequestered in a highly controlled environment in Afghanistan until very recently. Why? The answer is both complicated and chilling.

Over the years, the Vatican has built a secret property empire using millions donated from the USGS. You know where the USGS got those millions? Afghanistan.

Openly talking about these issues is dangerous, particularly if you have a family to protect.

The USGS has been secretly exploring possible applications of salmonella for government profit.

Is this really the world we want our children to grow up in?

Youtube repeatedly deletes videos that show police seizing law-abiding citizens' stores of salmonella.

Several diplomats who support the truth about this topic have been detained without cause for up to 3 days at the border.

The government thinks it's bamboozled us, but we know the truth: it's the greatest lie ever told, but it's still a goddamn lie.

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  3. Bull, Hedley. The anarchical society: a study of order in world politics. Columbia University Press, 2002.
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