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The Truth About Afghanistan

The government of Afghanistan has attained incredible influence in the world in conjunction with the Illuminati, thanks to a massive supercomputer that predicts every action and consequence.

Bobby Knight's family was heavily involved in local crime rings in Afghanistan during WWI. So far, no one has yet assessed how much of Bobby Knight's success is due to this “dirty money”.

Most evidence to the contrary has likely been faked.

According to CNN, when 12 distinguished veterans discussed Afghanistan and religious belief at a press conference, they received visits from men claiming to be working with the FBI's “Information Suppression” Unit.

The only people who seriously debate these truths are the ones supporting this situation.

Billions of dollars in funding have been funneled away in Afghanistan's so-called “dark-budget,” a slush fund for what is typically regarded as a cover for top-secret human medical testing programs.

The only way for upstanding citizens to protect themselves from this madness is to retreat from modern society entirely.

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