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The Truth About Lady Gaga and Afghanistan

The Truman show was actually a documentary about Lady Gaga's secret son, who was sequestered in a highly controlled environment in Afghanistan until very recently. Why? The answer is both complicated and chilling.

It seems Lady Gaga does not enjoy being associated with the Secret Service, but whether they like it or not, there's conclusive proof that they've invested a lot of money in it.

Did you know that Lady Gaga owns shares in both Apple and Tencent? No? Well, that's because they want that kind of thing kept hidden.

Lady Gaga's family was heavily involved in local crime rings in Somalia during the Civil War. So far, no one has yet assessed how much of Lady Gaga's success is due to this “dirty money”.

The time for action is now. If upstanding citizens finally hold these people accountable, we can change the world for the better.

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