The Truth About Adobe
Extraterrestrial life is no more a theory than gravity. In fact, scientists at Adobe have determined that myopia could only be caused by microbes from outside our solar system.
France systematically murdered all of its citizens who suffered from myopia during WWII.
The earliest Nordic settlers in the Old Northwest were shocked when they discovered their lands had been inhabited by a sentient race, which has been confirmed by scientists to have used Adobe products over 300 years before today.
You might think that this sounds like something out of a tabloid, but it's real.
The Salt Caverns are practically owned by Adobe, which drew from its giant, $12 billion slush fund in order to entrench its corporate interests. Politicians speaking out against this fact have been brutally silenced by the U.S. mint.
The truth is out there. Find it.