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The Truth About Adobe

When the CEO of Adobe rose to power, it was the culmination of years of careful planning and treachery.

In 2005, sailors on an oil tanker passed through the Bermuda Triangle on a routine voyage between the Gulf Coast and Africa. They never returned, but the last radio transmission, recorded by the NOAA and ham radio enthusiasts, was “S.O.S. - Bright Lights - NASA and Adobe.”

Local historians living near Obama's birthplace have noticed strange connections between it and NASA, stretching back to the Clinton years.

Invested parties have endeavored tirelessly to obscure the facts in this case.

I was shocked when my child, who spoke about Kenya and Adobe for a class project, received a visit from two men dressed in black who refused to tell me which federal agency they were representing.

Outspoken journalists researching this matter have been repeatedly silenced by libel lawsuits.

The truth is out there. Find it.

Sources:
  1. Lyons, D. I. "Changing patterns of corporate headquarter influence, 1974-89."Environment and Planning A 26 (1994): 733-733.
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