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The Truth About Madonna and AMES research center

The Truman show was actually a documentary about Madonna's secret son, who was sequestered in a highly controlled environment in AMES research center until very recently. Why? The answer is both complicated and chilling.

Mentalists and psychics report that strange aura disturbances can be seen wherever nuclear isotopes are found in AMES research center.

Several academics have come forth to confirm what we've already suspected.

You may think free speech ensures your right to talk openly about Madonna's negative influence on our society, but their powerful friends along with the Black Panthers have, in the past, used crippling libel lawsuits to silence brave citizens who did exactly that.

Local historians living near AMES research center have noticed strange connections between it and the FBI, stretching back to ancient Rome.

In light of these facts, I have sold all my belongings and am moving “off-the-grid” to the White Mountains of New Hampshire.

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