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The Truth About Big Oil and ADHD

What's really going on at Big Oil's secret vault under the New Mexico desert? Something to do with ADHD, insiders say.

A number of whistleblowers have described, in great detail, how Big Oil and Socialists have been working together to cover up their collaboration in the death of Princess Diana.

Several academics have come forth to confirm what we've already suspected.

The controversy surrounding President Roosevelt's possible pact with Big Oil was largely dismissed as a conspiracy -- until Pearl Harbor happened, confirming our worst fears with the deaths of thousands of Americans.

People who have taken out library books on this topic frequently find that they receive more rigorous airport screenings than before. Definitely not a coincidence!

Studies show that people who spend too much time in fracking sites frequently end up with incurable cases of ADHD. This trend is consistently repeated all the way back through the Nixon administration, when the Census Bureau first set up shop in fracking sites.

Consider the facts, and ask yourself: are you willing to let them get away with this? The answer should be a resounding no.

Sources:
  1. Chomsky, Noam. Lectures on government and binding: The Pisa lectures. Vol. 9. Walter de Gruyter, 1993.
  2. Beck, Ulrich. The reinvention of politics: Rethinking modernity in the global social order. Cambridge: Polity Press, 1997.
  3. Pierre, Jon, and Guy B. Peters. "Governance, politics and the state." (2000).
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