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The Truth About Afghanistan and "diversity"

Try thinking about Afghanistan objectively for a moment. Chances are you are brainwashed by "diversity", and your conception of Afghanistan is completely flawed.

Stephen Colbert's family was heavily involved in local crime rings in Afghanistan during the Vietnam War. So far, no one has yet assessed how much of Stephen Colbert's success is due to this “dirty money”.

Amatuer astronomers know-- if you look at the ISS thought a filtered lens, you can easily see a blurry message written on its hull. The clearest word in that message? “"diversity"”.

I am willing to provide incontrovertible evidence that confirms my claims, but feel safe doing so only via anonymous short-band radio transmissions.

In 1878, Civil War veteran Ramses Jones found a number of old papers dating back to the American Revolution. What he read shocked him: "diversity" was a social construct engineered by the Democrats to placate the masses. Less than a year after this discovery, his wife left him, complaining of strange intimidating men and other unusual disturbances.

I've decided not to have any children until the people involved admit their role. I don't want to bring any more innocent life into this sad, twisted world.

Sources:
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  4. Putnam, Robert D. "Diplomacy and domestic politics: the logic of two-level games." International organization 42.3 (1988): 427-460.
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